THIS IS RIDICARUS(LY AROUSING)
I ship Pit x Viridi. I don't care if he's physically 13, and she's physically 8, blame for the game (I'm looking at you Chapter 16) for shipping them in the first place. We need Pit x Viridi Rule 34.
Anonymous

i can’t tell who this is targeting but i assume it’s whoever submitted it

Just love me. LOVE ME.
Anonymous

you’re an anon and i am an out of use dirty confessions blog

BE MY ANONYMOUS BEST SEXY FRIEND
Anonymous

I’M NOT SURE YOU’RE CONSIDERING THE LOGISTICS HERE, ANON

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME BUT I LOVE YOU BACK
Anonymous

I DON’T SEE HOW YOU CAN LOVE ME BACK IF I DON’T KNOW YOU AND THEREFORE COULD NEVER LOVE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT OK!!!!!!! YOU’RE ALLOWED TO LOVE ME. I’M COOL WITH THAT.

I wish I had Pit's body. Not for like dirty things, I mean I wish my body was awesome with wings and the black briefs with the belt. Damn. But I love food too much to look sexy.
Anonymous

YOU ARE SEXY IF YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE SEXY, ANON!!!!!!! YOU DON’T NEED TO HAVE THE BODY OF A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD TO LOOK GOOD IN FACT IT IS RECOMMENDED YOU LOOK OLDER THAN THIRTEEN TO LOOK SEXY!!!!!! I THINK U R BEAUTIFUL.

Phosphora is like, wow. Damn sexy goddess. And Pit? He gives me the boner, and I was almost certain I was straight.
Anonymous

yo back off my wife

Well, keep it running. We love our dirty confessions. Even yours, dear Tumblr user.
Anonymous

But no one submits so like. Do I have to do everything.

Phosphora is a hottie I’d like to take her out for lunch

Bama

my dirty confession is i actually run this blog and only felt weird about it sometimes

i disgust me. get off my blog.